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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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