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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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