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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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