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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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