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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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