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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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