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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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