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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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