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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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