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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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