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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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