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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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