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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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