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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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