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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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