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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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