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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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