Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.