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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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