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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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