Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.