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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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