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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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