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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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