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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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