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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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