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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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