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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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