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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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