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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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