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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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