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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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