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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dixie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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