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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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