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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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