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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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