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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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