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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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