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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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