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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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