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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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