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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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