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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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