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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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