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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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