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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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