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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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