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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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