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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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