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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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