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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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