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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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