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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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