Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.