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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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