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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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