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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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