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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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