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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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