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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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